Words by Tom Lehrer
copyright (c) 1951
Tune: "Personality" by James
Note: This is not the tune "Cause You've
got Personality", but rather is a song from the movie "Road
To Utopia" (1946), sung by Dorothy Lamour.
In a long-running series of TV ads for Wesson cooking oil (in the
70s and 80s, I think), this tune was sung by Florence Henderson with
altered words ("Wessonality" instead of "Personality").
the physics in this song
The tune for this song is still under copyright,
so the recording cannot be posted. However, you can get a rough idea of how it goes by starting this video of the original song, and following along below.
Vocals and guitar by Robert H. Welker
Introductory Dialog: (spoken by the "English
But I think this course underemphasizes the importance of relativity,
and I would like you to hear a few words in its behalf.
Einstein was the first who stated,
He was the first who dared:
Mass and energy are related,
By E = mc2.
When Isaac Newton wrote The Laws that we
It's now extremely apparent that he
Neglected to consider -- Relativity.
What focused our attention on the fourth
We'd been doing so well with just three:
'Twas Mr. Einstein's brainchild -- Relativity.
Now who would think, and who'd forecast,
That bodies shrink, when they go fast.
It makes old Isaac's theory
So then if you are near when atom bombs appear,
And you're reduced to a pile of debris,
You'll know it's largely due to -- Relativity.
Yes, you can place the blame on -- Relativity.
These lyrics were published in Physics Today, July 2005, p. 59.
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